[ If she was a less surly person, she'd laugh. Instead, she just continues looking smug and amused. ]
Excuses, excuses–
[ She crouches down to poke at his floppy arm, before picking it up and standing. She pulls the length of his arm over her head in the same way one might some cloth. ]
Too bad you can't figure this shit out. You could slap someone from mile away.
Wh-- let go of me, I can't put it back if you're holding onto it-!
[He tries to pull it back, mostly succeeding in wiggling his noodly arm a bit, before he starts to just. Try to reel it in, doing his best to ignore how weird this entire situation is.]
You aren't wrong, at least, I'm sure it could be useful in combat if I could just-- [He tugs a little harder.] Undo this.
[Did he just get smacked with his own hand, what the hell is happening and why is she like this, even dealing with Mikazuki Munechika wasn't this difficult? That noodly-armed hand flails a bit in her grip as he reflexively tries to smack her right back, but it's just not quite working out.]
[ Zero watches his noodle hand flap helplessly in her grasp, and she waves his hand dismissively in response. ]
Never said I was here to be helpful.
[ She holds his wrist and lets the rest of his arm fall to the ground, dragging it the same way someone would a rope. She starts walking around him, effectively trying to tie him up with the length of his own arm. ]
Wonder how many times this thing'll wrap around you– stand still!
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Excuses, excuses–
[ She crouches down to poke at his floppy arm, before picking it up and standing. She pulls the length of his arm over her head in the same way one might some cloth. ]
Too bad you can't figure this shit out. You could slap someone from mile away.
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[He tries to pull it back, mostly succeeding in wiggling his noodly arm a bit, before he starts to just. Try to reel it in, doing his best to ignore how weird this entire situation is.]
You aren't wrong, at least, I'm sure it could be useful in combat if I could just-- [He tugs a little harder.] Undo this.
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Why the rush? Might as well take your time figuring out how this works. I wonder.. hey– stand still for a second.
[ Zero takes his wrist, and drags the length of arm behind her as she comes to stand in front of him.
And then,
she smacks him with his own palm (not hard enough to actually hurt but) ]
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[Did he just get smacked with his own hand, what the hell is happening and why is she like this, even dealing with Mikazuki Munechika wasn't this difficult? That noodly-armed hand flails a bit in her grip as he reflexively tries to smack her right back, but it's just not quite working out.]
This isn't helpful at all!
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Never said I was here to be helpful.
[ She holds his wrist and lets the rest of his arm fall to the ground, dragging it the same way someone would a rope. She starts walking around him, effectively trying to tie him up with the length of his own arm. ]
Wonder how many times this thing'll wrap around you– stand still!